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Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Coming Soon: Attack of the Zombie Twinkies

Posted by Paul Constant on Wed, Mar 13, 2013 at 9:44 AM

You'll have your goddamned Twinkies back by this summer, America. Now you can quit making jokes about dwindling Twinkie stockpiles and go back to your older jokes about how Twinkies would survive a nuclear apocalypse.

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