Be honest: You’ve made a Harlem Shake video by now and you watch it ALL THE TIME.
Well the men and women who patrol our streets haven't had the time, people. They are busy — depending on your outlook — protecting you while you sleep or stripping you of sundry inalienable rights.
But it's not a party if the cops don't show up to wreck it, right? They're late, sure. Everyone's passed out or gone home and the Gin Blossoms are playing from a lonely computer speaker. But they made it.
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