Eater Book Club has done a thorough job of culling the gems from Gwyneth Paltrow's latest celebrity cookbook, It's All Good: Delicious, Easy Recipes That Will Make You Look Good and Feel Great (Grand Central Life & Style, $32.00). As of this writing, it ranks as #28 out of the roughly two million books Amazon sells, just behind A Smiling Dog Hugging a Smiling Cat and Dr. Phil's Glossary of Why You Are Rad and No One Should Have Hit You.
While I do not own—and am never going to buy—this book, it is clear to me that based on their thorough inspection readers will likely find such heavy-hitting recipes as Recycled Baby Smiles with Hug Butter, Gavin Rossdale's Favorite Peeled Apple, Farm Noises Played Across a Cambric Duvet, and Vegenaise Bowel Paste With Elimination-Style Soyrutti. Click on over to the source for your lunchtime dose of yellow bile.
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