The new Star Trek trailer features a whole lot of Sherlock being grumpy, Kirk being badass, RoboCop, Alice Eve being mostly naked, Sherlock being grumpy some more, and so much srs bsns, heavy-duty gravitas that one suspects J.J. Abrams might've forgotten that what made his first Star Trek so much fun was that it was, you know, fun. Still. I am stupidly excited for this.
Also, c'mon, Sulu. It's been like five years but you're still terrible at driving the Enterprise? Steer around the water, man. Seriously. Get it together.
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