And this is it, because ugh, today is obnoxious on the internet. And while this is partly obnoxious (mostly because it's [surprise!] an ad for another movie), and also partly sad, because I want another Pineapple Express, it's mostly funny, because whee, Pineapple Express! Nice work, April Fool's Day. You did exactly one thing that was worth anyone's time.
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