Check out what this mortified person wrote over on the Anonymous Blog in "Oh Shit...":
Thank your for going down on me, as always. Thank you even more for being a complete fucking gentleman and not pointing out that I totally had shit stuck to my asshole. I don't even know for sure if you noticed, but I have to assume it was pretty obvious from your vantage point.
I feel like someone should invent an app for this sort of problem, it could send you tush notifications... on your Dingleberry Z10! Go read the rest on the I, Anonymous Blog.
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