Earlier this week, Patton Oswalt's amazing, ad-libbed filibuster for Parks and Recreation delighted the internet. If you're the one person who hasn't watched it yet (WAY TO STAY ON TOP OF THINGS, AMISH PERSON), I embedded it for you below. You're welcome!
There. All watched? Great. THANKS FOR JOINING US IN THE 21ST CENTURY, AMISH PERSON. Anyway, what I was trying to say was this: Now Entertainment Weekly has gone and made a poster for Oswalt's epic blockbuster, in the process creating (1) a movie poster that's actually better than about 99 percent of real movie posters, and (2) a whole bunch of boners in Disney's accounting department.
Meanwhile, J.J. Abrams' production house, Bad Robot, is already hard at work on the film's concept art.
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