Were you thinking about eating lunch outside today? What are you—an idiot?? The sun will burn your pale white skin alive! Better to stay in the nice, air-conditioned indoors, grab a sammy, and watch the premiere episode of Maron from IFC. It's kind of like Louie—except with comedian/podcaster Marc Maron instead. It's gorgeously shot, and while not particularly ha-ha funny, it IS amusing. And way better than having your skin burned off.

Maron debuts on IFC, Friday, May 3 at 10 pm.