I was so swept up in this idiot yesterday that I totally missed CBS reporter Tim Brando explaining why he doesn't think Jason Collins is a hero:
Yes! Finally, after over 200 years as a nation, won't somebody speak up for the poor, embattled straight Christian white men? Thank God this brave sports reporter has spoken up for the oppressed, voiceless white dude. What a hero he is.
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