Joss Whedon joins Twitter! (I love it when people you figured were old hands at Twitter finally decide to jump on the boat. So adorable! FOLLOW HIM.)

Jimmy Fallon's new Tonight Show and Seth Meyers new Late Show will debut during the Winter Olympics in February, as if you care, and I know you don't, so why am I even typing these words?!?

Carrie Underwood will star in a live TV stage version of The Sound of Music in February—and guess what? The Von Trapp great grandchildren visited the Mercury offices this morning, and inspired one of two reactions: either INSANE ECSTASY or baffled indifference. No in-betweens.

24 is returning for a 12 week run next May, and yet? THEY ARE NOT CALLING IT 12. I declare shenanigans!

And finally, NBC has released SIX trailers for some of their new Fall shows (including Dracula), but here's the one I'm most excited about: The Michael J. Fox Show about a news anchor that retires after getting Parkinson's (!!) and decides to go back to work. IT'S FUNNY, GUYS. (Sigh of relief.)