It's an Important Question for the Last Two Dudes on Earth!
We don't have a lot of time with each other in this life, everybody. Let's keep it brief today.
Powerball. You're not going to win, but it will be thrilling for a minute (if you win, e-mail me!).
Sometimes trains collide head-on. It happened in Connecticut yesterday. It makes no sense.
North Korea's firing missiles again. But it's not a big deal.
France is cool with gay marriage. Oregon still is not.
Uh oh. Crazy ants trump fire ants every time.
Toronto Mayor Rob Ford has yet to address allegations he smoked crack on camera.
The Weather Widget tells is like it is. No two ways about it.
Also, you'd think astronauts would be dismissive of Bowie's "Space Oddity," detailing, as it does, astronaut death. Not the case.