Here is a trailer for the new CBS show debuting this fall called Hostages—which I was SO prepared to hate, because I hate everything on CBS, and because the show comes courtesy of producer Jerry Bruckheimer. And yet? I KIND OF LOVE IT! Not because it's necessarily good, but because it is absolutely crazy and terrible—just like the crazy and terrible Scandal!

Dylan McDermott is a FBI agent/terrorist (??) who kidnaps a doctor and her family and talks like Batman. The doctor (a clearly embarrassed Toni Collette) will watch her entire family get murdered unless she botches her scheduled operation on the President of the United States (??), and assassinates him via malpractice!! (So overly complicated... I love it!) Anyway, check out this trailer and howl with glee at all the baroque machinations within. And then join me this fall on CBS to watch the shit out of this!