Motion to give the Key to the City to the One True b!X for his heroic efforts to document SE Portland's adorable lawnmower goats. Goat gavel gaveled, goat motion approved. Congratulations, b!X. Congratulations, goats.
Known goat names:BaileyLeftyDutchess CarlChesterBambiCooperHickoryDusty
— The One True b!X (@theonetruebix) May 28, 2013
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