Abby Ohlheiser at The Atlantic points out that on Sunday, the Examiner published an amazing piece of fiction by Dean Chambers, the man who came up with Unskewed Polls during the 2012 election. The piece, which was written with absolutely no evidence, attempts to explain where President Obama was when the attacks in Benghazi was taking place:

"Barack Obama retired to his private quarters (perhaps with Reggie Love…or maybe one of the other low-ranking young men who are forever suspiciously palling around with this president, unlike any president before him) sometime around 6pm EST or so on 9/11/12. He then seems to have taken drugs (which I believe most likely involved cocaine). Hillary Clinton either showed up to kill his buzz or she kept calling on the phone over and over again until he answered at 10pm. I’m sure he hung up on her as fast as he could, because the woman scares him (and no doubt scolds his sorry ass every chance she gets).

From then until the staff was finally able to rouse, dress, and make him presentable enough for the public at 1030am the next day Barack Obama appears to have been out of his mind high on drugs."

Chambers's post can no longer be found on the Examiner's site. (And if I may stoop so low as to point out one error in the above quoted passage: Reggie Love used to work as President Obama's body man. This is not "unlike any president" before President Obama. Most modern presidents and presidential candidates have body men, including Mitt Romney, George W. Bush, George H.W. Bush, and John F. Kennedy. Trying to turn a presidential aide into a scary hint about President Obama's secret homosexual/pedophilia tendencies is quite possibly the most unhinged part of the whole screed.) The last election would have been much closer if Republicans had managed to engage with the President Obama that actually exists, rather than the President Obama they've made up. But now that he's won a second term, they seem to only be interested in making their fictional President Obama as batshit insane as possible.