I loved Machete, but I'm actually not the biggest Machete fan at Mercury HQ—that honor goes to Arts Editor Alison Hallett, who proclaimed after watching the below video that she "could not be more excited for anything ever." That might set expectations a bit too high, but I don't think anyone can deny this: Not even the highest of expectations will be able to prepare us for the series' planned third entry, Machete Kills Again... in Space. Just typing that title makes me happier than I've been in weeks.
Before he can get to space, though, we've got Machete Kills! This is a good trailer, but here's hoping they release a red-band trailer soon. You can't do justice to Machete with a preview approved for all audiences. You just can't. Because he's Machete.
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