Oh man, you guys: summer is totally basically here now and the barbecues are on, so we're facing the same problem we have every year: What the hell are men supposed to be doing with their shoes??

It boggles the mind that there has yet to be a sticking solution to effectively answer this simple, simple thing. It's hot. Girls have an endless array of cute, cool sandals. Men, however, have... mandals, which no. Nope. So what the heck are they supposed to do? It's seriously the one thing that I can't figure out a satisfying solution for. Below are the current, most common viable options. What do you do, or prefer to see? Have a better idea? For crying out loud, tell us.