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Tuesday, June 4, 2013

Alien Suicide!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Tue, Jun 4, 2013 at 2:14 PM

(And NO, that's NOT the name of my '90s pop punk band.) Check out this news footage of a supposed UFO flying around Mexico's Popocatepetl volcano. I admit my Spanish is TERRIBLE, but I think this news report is about aliens who come to earth to commit suicide in our volcanoes. HEY ALIENS! Sorry your planet doesn't have progressive "death with dignity" laws—but can you maybe off yourselves on somebody else's planet? SHEESH!


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