I love you. We all love you. Which is why we forgave you when the Roman sandals trend returned this year, but for crying out loud you're also repeating last year's disaster of the Latina hooker-heel wedge shoes again? They're basically the footwear equivalent of a tramp stamp, and worse than that is how awkward many of you walk in them. "High fashion" (using that term quite loose here) is for those who can own the look without looking like it's killing them.
A 1980s movie slow cafeteria clap for you, my friend! Hey, do YOU have a rant or confession that deserves a round of applause (but will probably end up with a bunch of people labeling you a butthole)? Drop it off in the I, Anonymous Blog—where you look ridiculous in those heels.
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