It's a real "Dog Day Afternoon" on the I, Anonymous Blog DO YOU GET IT??? DO YOU GET WHAT I'M TRYING TO AHA-HA-HA-HAAAAAAAAA!! Fuck it. Never mind.

1) Hi dog lovers and animal fans. If you see me walking my dog and you think she's pretty do not immediately come up to us, kneel down, and put your ugly face into hers ("Who's a good girl?! Gimme a kiss!") because she will probably bite your lips off.

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2) Your dog would never shit on the sidewalk, and if it did you would be sure to scoop that poop. And that is how I'll always think of you: kneeling, holding your dog's shit, while your dog stares at you, wagging its tail.

We're still waiting for the I, Anonymous that says, "Hey, I have no opinion either way about dogs! Have a great day, you guys!" Until then, send your (dog related or not) rants or confessions to the I, Anonymous Blog—where bow-wow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yay.