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Wednesday, June 12, 2013

The Seinfeld Theme Is the Stuff of Nightmares

Posted by Ned Lannamann on Wed, Jun 12, 2013 at 11:59 AM

The Seinfeld theme has long been the stuff of nightmares—terrible fake slap bass, cheesy synthesizers, and a grotesque rhythm based on the sound of mouth popping. (I blame Bobby McFerrin.) But here it is slowed down 1,200 percent... AND IT IS TERRIFYING. Lend your ear to the black sonic abyss of this horror, and never be the same again.


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