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Wednesday, June 26, 2013

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Wed, Jun 26, 2013 at 2:59 PM

This I, Anon is a bit too wordy for its own good, but the basic gist is: GAHHHH!! YOUR DUMB KID ALMOST HIT ME WITH HER STUPID BIKE!!

Hold on to your ovaries: I am 43 years old and childless by choice. I like kids. I just don't want to raise one. That said, I'm not raising one, so I don’t personally understand the joys of bicycling with my children.
Here’s a tip, asshole parent in SE Portland: if you’re going to travel with your kids at speeds greater than pedestrians on a sidewalk, teach them how to use their brakes, and to especially apply them when approaching blind corners. You may think it’s awfully adorable that your daughter was going too fast and forgot how to stop, but I did not....

Read the whole thing here, or just take my word for it that he/she's actually saying, "GAHHHH!! YOUR DUMB KID ALMOST HIT ME WITH HER STUPID BIKE!!" Do you have a bone to pick with the world? Drop off your submission in the I, Anonymous Blog—where everyone is 43 years old and joyless by choice.



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