I'm beginning to think the I, Anonymous Blog is getting a bit "poop obsessed." Behold...
I hope the dog poop spread across your windshield and air intake vents is easy to clean. Wouldn't want to inconvenience such a considerate person such as you.
So, here's my warning: keep it up and I ain't curbing my dog from your front lawn. I walk my dog real early, while you're still sleeping it off, so we are guaranteed a clean getaway.
How many times have I walked down the stairs to find your 4-legged master taking a BIG NASTY STANK right there in my garden?
Here's an idea... why not mix things up with a little cat poop? Or maybe gerbil poop? Just think about it... and drop off your rants and confessions in the I, Anonymous Blog—where creativity is just an animal poop away!
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