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Monday, July 1, 2013

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Mon, Jul 1, 2013 at 3:14 PM

Here's some pretty good advice for all of you fair weather non-shirt wearing fans:

Yes it's hot. Yes it may be more comfortable for you to walk around without a shirt. But it is not more comfortable for those of us who are having our eyes stained by your ugly man-titties. I don't expect six-pack abs from you. But I do expect you to take a good long look in the mirror now and again, and do some careful self-assessment. Would you want to look at yourself half naked in public?

MY EYES! MY EYES! Read the rest here, and if you have some good advice for enduring this hot weather (which of course you'll provide in the form of a spitting rant or sobbing confession), drop it off in the I, Anonymous Blog—staining your eyes on a daily basis.


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