Today's quote from the proud patriots over on the I, Anonymous blog is well timed with the Fourth of July holiday fast approaching:
Next time before you light illegal fireworks in an apartment complex at 2am waking up your neighbor (who gave you a fucking turkey at xmas last year), you should take managements note off your door that explains fireworks of any kind are not tolerated.
Playing dumb when you get caught with illegal fireworks by the police (thanks to a tip from your pissed off neighbor) is one thing, but be careful not to go full dumb out there tomorrow, kids! Better keep a 10-count on those fingers, ya hear?
The I, Anonymous blog: Where vengeful attitudes abound.
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