If someone dings their bike bell, honks their horn or says "look out!", let me help interpret that for you: you are likely doing something stupid and are about to get squashed by a bus. Or worse, you're about to wipe out and cause me to get squashed by a bus.
HEY IDIOT! GET OUTTA DA WAYYYY!! HOOOOONNNNKKK!! PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO DROP OFF THEIR RANTS AND CONFESSIONS IN THE I, ANONYMOUS BLOG HERE—WHICH IS THE WRITTEN-EQUIVALENT OF HOOOOONNNNKKK!!
