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Monday, July 15, 2013

Today in "Oh, You Kids of Today!"

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Mon, Jul 15, 2013 at 1:44 PM

Here we have Carly Rae Jepsen—she of the 2012 summer jam "Call Me Maybe"—absolutely butchering the ceremonial first pitch before the Houston Astros/Tampa Bay Rays game.

Here we have Shia LaBeouf eye-boning a motorcycle driver at a stop light. STOP EYE-BONING ME, SHIA LABEOUF!!

Here we have incontrovertible evidence that Justin Bieber is/was/always will be bigger than Kurt Cobain.

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GOOD DAY, KIDS OF TODAY.

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