THREE CRUCIAL TV THINGS OF NOTE:
1) John Stamos and his band from Full House (Jesse and the Rippers! SQUEEEEEEEE!!!) are reuniting this Friday, July 19 on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. Here is their classic song "Forever" which makes one wonder why anyone would ever let Uncle Jesse around babies.
2) Kristen Wiig visits Jimmy and does an entire interview pretending she's Michael Jordan. (Note: She knows next to nothing about Michael Jordan or basketball. However, she is wearing the most amazing bald cap you will ever see.)
And 3) Capitalizing on their success with Sharknado, Syfy debuts the trailer for their next big shark-themed cinematic fiasco, GHOST SHARK. (This too looks amazing... though I'm still waiting for Ghostnado.)
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