I tell you all that to tell you this: Fifth Harmony are appearing at the Clackamas Town Center this Wednesday, August 14 at 4 pm. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! As someone who is more or less baffled and amused by the mall-pop phenomenon—I guess I can't believe it still exists—this gets an initial shrug from me, followed by a total thumbs up. Clackamas Town Center (which could probably use some cheering up) will no doubt be a mob scene, filled with shrieks and tears and gasps and all kinds of things that make manufactured pop stars interesting for their brief shelf lives. Check out the video for "Miss Movin' On" below. It's sorta good, maybe! Fifth Harmony are coming! Get excited!
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