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Friday, August 9, 2013

Hillsboro Needs a New Police Chief. They Made a Video. (It's Hard to Joke About Police Work.)

Posted by Denis C. Theriault on Fri, Aug 9, 2013 at 11:59 AM

Hillsboro is hiring a new police chief, with applications due in September. It's unclear who's been applying so far, but it's pretty clear the rank-and-file really wants their new boss to be "funny."

I'll accept bets, in the comments, on which recently retired senior Portland cop you think might get the gig and receive a nice, big suburban salary alongside his or her nice, big pension.

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