I love everything about this video that went viral while I was on vacation...

...except the choice to represent anal sex with a banana that's been dipped into a jar of Nutella. Unlike all the other choices—entirely neutral and always sex-positive—the Nutella-smeared banana invokes a common misconception/fear about anal sex: there will be shit. Um, no. If you're doing anal right, if you take the time to prep, if you're regular and if you're empty, there won't be any shit, any santorum, or any Nutella on your banana when you're done.