Naturally while you were out last night drinking and carrying on, I was at home doing what I always do... watching TV! And if you were too, did you catch the Comedy Central Roast of James Franco? As usual it was funny—though not nearly mean enough, which is exactly what happens when you have friends roasting friends. However, what follows is a very funny bit where SNL's Bill Hader portrays the "President of Hollywood" who feels he is solely responsible for the success of every two-bit actor in the room. Headphones up! This is the uncensored version.