A couple of weeks ago, I was driving down 99 next to the river, when a hawk or something comes flying about fifty feet over the roadway with a struggling fish in its talons. I have since tried to imagine what that fish was thinking: Was it "Holy Shit, I've lived my entire life under water, and I never knew there was an entire world above me, and now I can see it all and understand everything and oh my god, I'M FLYING!!" Or was the fish thinking: "Well, okay then. I guess I'm fucked."
Now it's time for you to play, "Guess What This Fish is Thinking!" Watch the following video of some bros from Virginia Christian college Liberty University watching another bro catching fish with his hair.
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