Jeff Wagner is running for the office of mayor of Minneapolis. Why is he the most qualified? HERE'S WHY:
1) He lives beneath a lake, and only comes out to remind us that the media and big money control elections, and to get a refill of his coffee cup.
2) I thought I had a few more reasons... but yeah. That just about covers it!
Mermaids and Mermen of Minneapolis! Vote Jeff Wagner!
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