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Thursday, September 19, 2013

"Text & Drive": Finally a Way to Text... and Drive!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Thu, Sep 19, 2013 at 2:29 PM

Anti-texting and driving laws! UNNNNNGGGGHHHHHH!!! Amirite? I don't know who thought these laws were a good idea, because it's totally boning up my sweet texts and tweets while I'm trying to zipper merge. Thank god then for the new product that makes texting and driving so much easier: "Text & Drive"! For drivers! Who text! AND DRIVE!!


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