Slap fight! Slap fight! This week's Letters to the Editor begins with a good old fashioned... well, actually is was really more of an email tiff. But no bother:
—Reader and filmmaker Andy Norris wrote in to be angry that our film section doesn't revolve around his work. That must be legitimately frustrating. He also accompanied that with more insults than we had space to print. Something about having watched the decline of our paper and about how all you—yes, he picked on you too—"dipshit" readers should be victims of an earthquake. That ain't right. So Erik (who edits the film section) called him racist, which was hilarious. Slap!
—That I, Anonymous insisting that you are obligated to tip live musicians who happen to be playing while you're trying to eat dinner and have a conversation? Many disagree, although some put it more roughly than others. Bobby put it medium rough.
—Adorably named Nicky Buttons politely pointed out that, contrary to what was said in My, What A Busy Week!, John Carpenter and Kurt Russell have made four movies together, not three. To which Erik responded again (he's chatty this week) that he specifically wrote that they had made three fantastic movies together, because "Escape from LA is a piece of shit." Zing!
—Then Johnny wrote a rather belaboredly sarcastic response to the whole idea of moving Right 2 Dream Too under the Broadway Bridge. His biggest concern doesn't seem to be crime or zoning laws, but rather pigeon shit.
—Then "You Know Who" wrote in to ask why we are mad at her, since it must be personal that we keep scaring her with our cover art. Seems she is a bit sensitive to clowns.
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