Okay, I don't really know what to add except this is perhaps the best edition of "Between Two Ferns" yet. And my love for Justin Bieber—which was originally topping off at 840 percent, and then dipped to minus 2,491 percent—is now up to minus 522 percent. THAT'S PRETTY GOOD! (And so's this. WATCH.)
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