For those who remain even marginally interested, Bill Nye the Science Guy has been eliminated from Dancing with the Stars, giving us absolutely no reason to keep watching. Here's his final, pretty terrible robot dance—though in his defense, he did tear some knee ligaments while performing the paso doble last Monday night, and kept on dancing anyway. EFF YOU, PASO DOBLE! Here's his final DWTS performance.
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