I found this on Anthropologie's website (I WAS SHOPPING FOR A PRESENT, SHUT UP) and thought you might need it. If you've got any events coming up that need a $9,000 tent, I think you should get this one:
I'm not sure why it's pictured in the ocean, but it's good to know you can put it there if you want to. Speaking of suggested uses, the best part by far is this review:
"What a great addition this tent was to the elegant baby shower my parents had on their south lawn just off the terrace... I wouldn't necessarily recommend it during hotter temperatures especially if you have ice sculptures, because it can get warmer underneath the tent."
If you need a tent that can go in the ocean AND is perfect for an ice sculpture, you'll have to look somewhere else. Otherwise, it's the perfect purchase.
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