Yes, I want a Maserati!
Yes, I want a Lamborghini!
Yes, I want a hot bod-ee!
So apparently I have to "work, bitch"—or at least that's what Britney Spears advises in her new video. However, I do have to say I don't necessarily want what she currently has... which is to say 9-inch-tall fuck-me heels, leather slaves with speakers in their mouths, and gigantic stripper poles on top of Planet Hollywood. So maybe I should only plan on working "half as hard, bitch"?
Yes, I want a spaghetti!
Yes, I want a McCarthy Jenny!
Yes, I want (someone else to do) Pilate!
Wake me up after my nap, b-word!
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