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Broccoli, Ballads, and Barry

An Interview with Barry Manilow

Monday, October 7, 2013

The HUMP Jury Is Meeting Right Now

Posted by Dan Savage on Mon, Oct 7, 2013 at 12:16 PM


Overheard in the jury room...

"Did the whole marching band approve this?"

"Does that guy have a rat tail?"

"Where can I pump?"


"Looks like one of those danishes with the sugar icing drizzled all over it."

"Another clarinet?"

"This one was made by a bunch of pot cookies."

"It looks like two squirrels being ground together."

"I wondered what Enya was up to these days."

"And that's how they make maple syrup."

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