This Week in the Mercury

Up & Coming

Music

Up & Coming

This Week's Music Previews


Broccoli, Ballads, and Barry

Music

Broccoli, Ballads, and Barry

An Interview with Barry Manilow



Monday, October 7, 2013

The HUMP Jury Is Meeting Right Now

Posted by Dan Savage on Mon, Oct 7, 2013 at 12:16 PM

1381170213-humpjuryconv.jpg

Overheard in the jury room...

"Did the whole marching band approve this?"

"Does that guy have a rat tail?"

"Where can I pump?"

"Hitler!"

"Looks like one of those danishes with the sugar icing drizzled all over it."

"Another clarinet?"

"This one was made by a bunch of pot cookies."

"It looks like two squirrels being ground together."

"I wondered what Enya was up to these days."

"And that's how they make maple syrup."

Tickets for HUMP! 2013 are on sale now!

Readers also liked…

More on SEX

Comments

Showing 1-1 of 1

 
Subscribe to this thread:
Showing 1-1 of 1

Comments are closed.

All contents © Index Newspapers, LLC

115 SW Ash St. Suite 600
Portland, OR 97204

Contact Info | Privacy Policy | Production Guidelines | Terms of Use | Takedown Policy