This I, Anonymous Blog submission came from a couple who just recently moved to Portland, but before they arrived, they were forced to stay with some relatives in "Snuffyville, OR". Here is how they are described.
He has milked the system all his life, and we were sure he was a changed man. He is married to a woman that is also a bible thumper. She told us stories of when she was a child and fond memories of her Father. Eah Gads! He made them eat their bunny they had raised and named. Not only that, they had to kill and dress it.
Our relative was proud of his macho gun abilities; and one night we came in their house late, and he had a rifle and bow an arrow propped at the back door.
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