This morning I alerted you to the new joint from Ark Music Factory (makers of fine entitled rich teens like Rebecca Black) titled "Chinese Food"—which is all about Chinese food! Well, the internet has already fallen in love with this song by rich, not-very-talented Alison Gold... and what does the internet do when it falls in love with something? IT DESTROYS IT.

Presenting Alison Gold's "Chinese Food"—now accompanied by "screaming goat."