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Wednesday, October 23, 2013

SLLOTD: In the Spirit of the Season

Posted by Dan Savage on Wed, Oct 23, 2013 at 10:29 AM

Originally published Oct 15, 2009:

A question in the spirit of the season: Can zombie sex ever be consensual? Because I think if confronted with a zombified Zac Efron, I might go for it if he were properly restrained. Can you teach a zombie a safe word? Does it count if it's "braaaains"? It's not necrophilia with the WALKING dead, is it? What would you say is the sexual morality of this situation?

Hope In Zombie Zac If Ethical

My response after the jump...

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