Here's the note that a pair of pious bigots left in place of a tip for their twenty-year-old waiter:
"Thank you for your service, it was excellent. That being said, we cannot in good conscience tip you, for your homosexual lifestyle is an affront to GOD. Fags do not share in the wealth of GOD, and you will not share in ours. We hope you will see the tip your fag choices made you lose out on, and plan accordingly. It is never too late for GOD's love, but none shall be spared for faggotry. May GOD have mercy on you."
Other local Christians are going to the Overland Park, Kansas, restaurant, requesting the kid's section, and overtipping him to demonstrate that—what's that phrase again? Oh, right: They're not all like that. (Via JoeMyGod.)
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