So the other day somebody in the office said, "HUMP! 2013 ticket sales are moving at a record pace! We'll easily sell out every show BEFORE the actual event!" And I was all like, "Whoa, whoa, WHOA!! What about my cheap friends on Blogtown? They depend on me giving them free tickets to everything!" And they were all like, "Okay, fine. Give them one pair of tickets." And I was like, "Whoa, whoa, WHOA!! How about I give them one pair of tickets EVERY FREAKING DAY THIS WEEK??" And they were all like, "You're murdering us, Humpy! Your altruistic generosity will eventually cause the downfall of our business model!" And I was like, "Yeah, woo-hoo, pass me another bump of coke."
So if you'd like to win a pair of tickets to the 11 pm Thursday night (Nov 14) showing of HUMP! email me here by noon tomorrow (Tuesday) and put "HUMP me generously" in the subject line. Otherwise, GET YOUR TICKETS HERE AND NOW!
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