I don't like football... it is the sport of dullards. Maybe that's why it took me a second to realize that this person wasn't talking about his appreciation of people who have coitus with ducks:

I love you Duck Fuckers, I love all of you! But why, why is there that one person when you Duck fans sing out “Oooooo” who consistently extends his “Oooooo”, trying to bring all of you to harmony? Some of you are not singers. Some of you never took swimming in high school, and “Oooing” that long turns your face blue. Some of you know exactly what I’m talking about, which is explained to me by the look on your face, that expresses you’d give up your cheese sticks shoving them in their mouth just to get them to stop.

Football is so stupid. Why don't any of you people ever write submissions about how football is stupid? However, we will continue to accept your rants and confessions of all types in the I, Anonymous Blog—where everyone should know football is stOoooopid.