No, not the awesome-looking Wolf of Wall Street—which is still coming out later this year, if Scorsese can finish it in time—but an actual ad for Dolce & Gabbana starring Scarlett Johansson, Matthew McConaughey, and New York. Typing those last three things made me wish that it was an Avengers sequel with Johansson in character as "Black Widow" and McConaughey in character as "Matthew McConaughey in Magic Mike." Alas, such a glorious team-up shall never happen; I shall settle for watching those two actors in a two-minute-long "Martin Scorsese picture." Even if it's an ad.
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