THE CONCLUSION OF THE GREAT HOBBIT BREAKFAST CHALLENGE OF 2013 IS UPON US!
Between you and me, commenter "Number Six" is pretty much walking away with the "prize" at this point. Slowly, calmly, easily: It is the walk of someone who knows they have no real competition. Offer a challenge, if you dare.
*There will probably be someone at Denny's who looks like a hobbit
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