YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP. Watch now, and marvel along with the stunned attendees.

From the New York Post:

At a press conference this morning, Mayor Rob Ford addressed the accusation that he tried to go down on a female staffer, one of several complaints filed against Ford in court documents released on Wednesday. “Oh, and the last thing was Olivia Gondek, it says it says that I wanted to eat her p—y,” he told a throng of reporters on Thursday. “I’ve never said that in my life to her. I would never do that. I’m happily married. I’ve got more than enough to eat at home. Thank you very much,” he said.

Meanwhile, the Toronto City Council is considering stripping Ford of some mayoral powers.