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Thursday, November 14, 2013

This Toaster is a Metaphor for EVERYTHING

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Thu, Nov 14, 2013 at 3:14 PM

This toaster is a metaphor for the following:

U.S. Congress
Internet commenters
McDonalds
The Oregonian's website
Tyler Perry
Surly baristas
The I, Anonymous Blog
God
Fox and Friends
This blog post
EVERYTHING.


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